Lazy Biking 101
[A post from Citizen Blogger Sarah S.]
I recently purchased new tubes for my 14-year-old bike. The technician hoisted my purple, sticker-covered mount onto a brace and set about dismantling the tires, sanding the rims and oiling the brakes. I wandered around the shop, pricing air pumps and wheel racks, trying on helmets, mentally rearranging my budget to facilitate a tricked-out ride.
When my bike was finished, I rode it exactly thirty yards back to my apartment.
I am not at all hardcore. I bike for the same reason I drive: to get somewhere. I curse up hills and shake my fist at buses in the bike lane. I don’t fly down hills at 200 mph and I always obey traffic lights when I ride in the road. When I lived on the South side, the commute to work took about forty minutes and was four miles away. Now that I live on the West side, it is three miles to work and still takes forty minutes—without the added bonus of downhill all the way home. Ann Arbor may not look much like Rome, but it feels different at ground level; the topography often dips and pitches along the same road, especially around the hospital grounds. It doesn’t take much alternating between screeching brakes and grunting inclines to realize they should have pluralized “Hill” street.
And still I do it. I am one of those crazy bikers making drivers slow on the right, making them hit their brakes when they exit a parking structure, practically daring them to run me off the road. Because when I walk into work and take off my oversized (soon-to-be-replaced) helmet, my brain is awake like I had an espresso shooter. I can wait until noon before I need a cup of coffee. When I dismount on the ride home, it’s 5:00 and my daily workout is already over. I have the whole night to explore the height and breadth of my laziness; after all, how athletic can I be if I only bike to avoid the gym?
Top Three Reasons to Bust Out Your Bike:
1. It’s sustainable. Yeah, that might have gone without saying, but it’s a pure form of transport. Much like pedaling the Flintstone car, you’re getting where you’re going under your own physical power (the same is true of running, or even walking, but this one will get you there in half the time). Plus, all the carbon emissions you’re saving stay out of the air—and the gas money stays in your wallet.
2. You will look so totally hot. Depending on the distance you live from work, you could easily drop a few pounds biking in. You’ll burn far more calories than sitting on the bus, and your legs will tone at the first sight of an incline.
3. Art Fair. When the Deuce plays host to that wonderful and overwhelming living entity that is The Street Art Fair, your buses will be rerouted, your car will sit idling in the sun for hours, and out-of-towners flooding the sidewalks will make it impossible for you to navigate home. The only reasonable alternative is a two-wheeled one; bike lanes are clear even when traffic is stopped, and skirting the fair means no danger of getting waylaid by cars and pedestrians alike. Added bonus: normally, when you’re stuck in traffic, you have no choice but to sit and wait—on a bike, your only impediment is your own body. Trust me, you’ll be early.
